We
were invited to lunch at Sara and Christian’s place and agreed to bring the
cheese. Christian is from Normandy and loves
the famous Normandy Camembert so Val went to the cheese shop to get one.
She
didn’t want the kind you often get, tasteless and rubbery, but a true Camembert,
strong and runny. And smelly. Really smelly.
When
she walked into the house with the Camembert the odor preceded her. It smelled like when someone has just…well…you
know why we use the expression “who cut the cheese?” Exactly like that.
Of
course, I figured it must have been Val.
Lucca is usually the source of such silent-but-deadly attacks but he was
in the other room.
“Whoa,
was that you?” I demanded. “What the
heck did you eat?”
“It’s
the cheese, you idiot,” she said, and smacked me. I guess I believed her.
But
what to do about the smell, with the lunch still two days away? Luckily, we could wrap the Camembert and put
it in the fridge. But the day of the
lunch we had to take it out early to warm up.
No way you can eat cold cheese.
The odor wafted through the house. I hid in the bedroom.
But
the worst part was the 30 minute drive to Sara and Christian’s house. Do you know how small the inside of a car is
when you are sharing it with a Camembert?
I kept casting suspicious glances at Val and she kept pointing at the
cheese. I guess I believed her.
When
we presented the cheese to Christian he inspected it carefully. He looked, he poked. He inhaled deeply, a smile on his face. Then he took a little taste. “Parfait”,
he said.
Christian
explained that in Normandy, the taste of Camembert varies based on what the
cows eat – grass, apples, or a combination of the two. The strongest and smelliest Camembert, and
thus the best, comes from cows who eat only grass. Christian told us, approvingly, that this
cheese definitely came from grass-eating cows.
Success!
Our
lunch that day was a special Normandy dish that is finished with a flambé of
Calvados. As Christian got ready to
light it, I edged away. What if that
smell wasn’t really because of the cheese?
But luckily nothing exploded and Val gave me an I-told-you-so look. I guess I believed her.
KVS